– I used to do a lot of
athletics in high schoolbut that was 10 years ago. – I exercise a lot because I eat a lotand so I exercise so I
can eat whatever I want. – I am doing CrossFit about
five to six times a weekand weightlifting one time a week. – I run about two miles once a week,maybe twice a week. – I don’t think I’m quite
as fit as an FBI agent. – I’m afraid of throwing up on camera. – I’d like to pass but I’d
like to be top of the class. I want to beat all these dudes. – To attain a passing score
on the physical fitness test,you must earn at least one
point in each four eventsand at least a cumulative
score of 12 points. Do we have to fight a
criminal while we do this too? – I think I was 30 for 30and then the second half I slowed down. so that sucked. – I was trying to do a
sit-up a second but not quiteso I’m a failure. – Puking might actually happen. – I had good momentum up topand then the last 20 seconds,my stomach just wanted to eat. – Thought halfway through,oh yeah, I’m just running and I was like,oh, if this was a serious situation,I better turn on the jets. – My legs are on fire. I was just imaging that he was a murderer. – That was the fastest I’ve ever run. Oh my God. Can’t believe I was five seconds off. – Oh, I failed. Fuck. – My goal was 60 and
after that I was like,you met your goal, you’re done. – I got 40 which is respectable. – Hung up on the failure. Can’t see the success. – If I had longer limbs,I’d be killing it right now. – My whole body hurts. It’s all fire and sweat. – I stopped probably twice. I started seeing starsand I didn’t want to push it so hardthat I might pass out. – I got 11 minutes and six secondswhich actually was faster than I expectedbecause I was kind of gassed
out at the end of this. – I came in at 13:10 which disqualifies mebecause I got zero points. – I’m really glad tophysically be able to get into FBI. – I’m surprised that I
was able to pass the test. – I got 13 points but I failed. – I’m pretty stokedthat I was able to pass half of the test. – I think I would take my
physical fitness more seriously. I mean, this was fun. I feel like I got a good workout. – And I guess I’ll continueto not have a gym membershipbecause it seems like
it’s working out for me. – I’m going to start challenging myselfto set better goals and expectations,meet and surpass thoseso thanks FBI. – I got to work on my cardio,got to work on my speed. I feel like I could get there. – If anybody from the FBI is watching,I’ve never done drugsand I’m available to be hired.


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